This vibrator has the funniest review on Amazon

This vibrator has the funniest review on Amazon

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But one woman’s review has bumped a dual purpose clitoral and g-spot to the the number one best seller position for Amazon sex toys, making it the clear and easy choice for anyone who wants their world mechanically rocked.

‘Having read everyone’s reviews, i had high expectations, but with the price being under 50 dollars, i wasn’t exactly going to be shocked if it was mediocre. A few friends of mine bought it recently, and told me of its power.

‘I was warned to take the day off, hydrate, and above all do some stretches. I thought they were being such drama queens.

It was delivered within 2 days of ordering, so it’s already off to a good start. Opening the very discreet box, instructions say 2.5 hour charge time. Not too bad, i plug this lil bad boy in.

‘While the kids are at school waiting for it to charge, killing time reading some erotica my friend and fellow queenie, recommended because i don’t have time to screw around waiting to get into “the mood”.

‘I have to get the kids in a few hours and i need to be ready to go when this thing is done charging. Tik tok b!tch, tik tok welcome to motherhood. “Patiently waiting” me is checking to see if the light has stopped blinking every 10 minutes like a crackhead waiting for his dealer.

‘I played with the settings on my hand to test this fine machinery out.The vibration for the g spot part is quite strong, i was impressed with with that even before use.

‘Next was suction. So many levels it was interesting to see the different patterns and strength. Continuer la lecture de « This vibrator has the funniest review on Amazon »